Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
