just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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