so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
