maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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