Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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