you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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