worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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