He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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