Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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