found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Dick very happy bro
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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