Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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