New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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