I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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