I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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