is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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