Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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