windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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