If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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