my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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