Your tits are I can't wait for
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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