He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've blown a few things in my day
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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