Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Life is so much better after having sex.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Randomize
