Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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