Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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