So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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