at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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