I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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