Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my sisters under your porch take her home
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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