is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
God, I missed his penis.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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