So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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