STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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