i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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