I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So squirting runs in the family.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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