There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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