Define "chronic" masturbator.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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