btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
do herpes really smell.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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