Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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