You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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