just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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