quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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