Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If that was your dad, he is hot
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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