talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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