Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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