I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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