Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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