I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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