this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Shame - the story of my life.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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