I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
