How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I died a long time ago.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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