What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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