You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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