It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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