brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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