try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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