Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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